What alternative career paths have you considered or are interested in?
If TV has any basis in reality (haha), I would love to work for the FBI. It would be a toss-up between working on the X-files or as a profiler on the Behavioral Analysis Unit (BAU).
You get a nicer office if you work for the BAU. Don’t forget the private jet! That would be tits! The trade-off is that most of their cases involve a lot of human deviant behavior. That would get soul-sucking after a while.
I think the cases on the X-files would be more interesting. Some of them are really out of this world 😜. The X-files department doesn’t have nearly the budget. They fly coach class and always rent a beige Aries K car. I guess when you are hunting aliens and trying to crack a government conspiracy, you need to stay unobtrusive.
Ack, and alas, I feel I have the skills needed. I even have the cool trench coat. Sadly, I’m not good-looking enough.
Where does the FBI find all these hot people?
Life is a dark ride 
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