humor – Page 2 – Life is a dark ride

I want to believe

The truth is out there… waaay out there.

As Nixon said, “I am not a cook.” Oh, wait…

If I tell you, I’ll have to kill you…

If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.. ~ Steven Wright

Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned. May not one lost soul be permitted to abstain? ~ George Bernard Shaw

Is this a trick question?