Written for Kevin’s NTT 08.29.24
Hello me hooman, what be in that can?
Is it chicken, cheese or tunafish?
I’ll warn you now, I’m not a fan
Why it not tasty like a mousey?
Why it not have those crunchy bones?
Here’s one for your pillow
I don’t know why you groan.
Hey ‘der hooman, here’s me ears to scratch.
I will give ya twenty one seconds, then my claws will latch.
It’s not that I don’t love you.
It’s not that I don’t care.
It’s just my fierce affections, for which you may not be aware.
Hiya hooman, watch me bouncing off the walls
First I’ll zoom the entire house
Until your crystal vase does fall
But soon it’s time for biscuit-making, purring on your lap
I’ll let you know, for all my quirks
I’m thankful that I’m still
your favorite cutest jerk.
Now feed me
Life is a dark ride 
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